Big Keychain: Huge, Giant, Annoying - FREE SHIPPING

Big Keychain: Huge, Giant, Annoying - FREE SHIPPING

$23.99 $29.99



This is a truly massive wood keychain, measuring 8.5x3.4” and is 1/4” thick. Made from MDF Wood and is sealed with a water resistant sealer. You have to option for "Big Keychain" as shown in the photo, as well as custom text, or no text. If you choose custom text, please message your text to us.

Notice: does not come with key or clip. They are just in the photo for scale.

Shipping from United States

We ship within 1-2 business days, although may be delayed by public holidays or the occasional flu like symptoms. Shipping within the domestic US is always free!

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Returns and exchange details

Always! If ever you are not fully satisfied for any reason with your order. Contact us and send the item back for a full and complete refund, which includes the cost of the item and any shipping paid. (Excluding custom orders)

Ours was for a gag gift / award (long story) but this was perfect! We loved it and the receiver loved it also. We paid for the 2 day shipping and thanks to the shipping issues, it took a week to get here, luckily it came in JUST in time. This is not the shops fault though. The item was good quality and is quite large in size. It was exactly what we were looking for.


Great, exactly as expected and awesome!


Exactly as described. Seller communicated immediately to let me know there would be a slight delay in shipping.


Shipped quickly and was as described.


I wanted a keychain so big that people can’t put it in their pocket and go home with it. This one was exactly what I wanted and extremely well done.


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