Big Keychain: Huge, Giant, Annoying - FREE SHIPPING

Big Keychain: Huge, Giant, Annoying - FREE SHIPPING


HOLIDAY SEASON NOTICE: All items are shipped from Hawaii and may take longer than usual during the holiday season due to USPS annual seasonal slow downs. Delivery windows may not be accurately projected by USPS or Etsy. Order accordingly with this in mind. Mahalo and Mele Kalikimaka! -

This is a truly massive wood keychain, measuring 8.5x3.4” and is 1/4” thick. Made from MDF Wood and is sealed with a water resistant sealer. You have to option for "Big Keychain" as shown in the photo, as well as custom text, or no text. If you choose custom text, please message your text to us.

Notice: does not come with key or clip. They are just in the photo for scale.

Shipping from United States

We ship within 1-2 business days, although may be delayed by public holidays or the occasional flu like symptoms. Shipping within the domestic US is always free!

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Questions about your order?

    Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Returns and exchange details

    Always! If ever you are not fully satisfied for any reason with your order. Contact us and send the item back for a full and complete refund, which includes the cost of the item and any shipping paid. (Excluding custom orders)

    This item is great for the purpose needed here in the office.

    So great. Used it as a keychain on some communal work keys and they haven't been taken home since!

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